Sunday, April 05, 2009

Happy Palm Sunday!

For those of you unfortunate sinners who don't know the story, this is the day when Our Lord And Savior(TM), The Holy Precious Plastic Baby Dashboard Jeebus, went into Jerusalem to get himself some Ass so he wouldn't have to use his Palm anymore.

Anyway, he had his disciples go round up the best piece of Ass in town for him to ride, and ever since then he's been known as The Prince Of Piece.

This is also, I believe, where Christians got the idea they could come riding an ass and still consider themselves a virgin.

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