Welcome to the Mortal Majority

JERRY FALWELL IS DEAD.

I guess I'm supposed to put 'The Reverend' in there somewhere, but I prefer to reserve that prefix for people with a soul -- like Al Green.

Normally I'm not the type to wish DEATH on someone, even as generally caustic as I proudly am. But in this case, I wish to express my utter joy in the same mean-spirited way that the fat smug hypocritical bastard saw fit to spew on the world while he yet breathed OUR oxygen.

So goodbye, Fuckwad. And good riddance. The birds are singing a little sweeter today, and the air seems cleaner somehow.

Makes me wish there were a Hell, just to imagine the surprised look on your smirking fundamentalist face when you woke up there. And makes me think maybe there IS a God, and a whole bunch of us have finally had an answer to our prayers.

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